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Out of sheer boredom and the need to do a little PvP research, I recently found myself exploring the Deeprun Tram on a local roleplaying server. With exploration under way, I trekked deep within the confines of the tram and found something rather unusual. What was this standing before me? Two naked night elves of course.

At first the sight struck me with some skepticism. Being from a PvP realm, we don’t generally see naked characters bent in front of each other in the middle of nowhere. None the less, the situation quickly revealed itself.

I couldn’t help but chuckle a moment and retreat back to the shadows from which I came. Had they seen me approach? From the looks of it no. So I watched intently.

Intrigued by this fantastic “roleplaying” experience, I felt it was my duty to perpetuate the general merriment of all. So I gathered my composure and began to engage in my own “roleplaying” theatrics.

Oh crap. Somehow they caught me. I was roleplaying hidden in the shadows… how the hell did they find me? So I did what any self respecting pervert would do. HIDE!

nsuccessful with my attempt to roleplay, I figured what the hell. I might as well just start a dwarven sandwich while the getting is good. So I charge in gropes a blazing.

Not a moment later, Inotep and Artemisa left me with a stinging remark that will be forever remembered.

Feeling a bit perverted, I felt I would do the right thing and offer an apology.

With my apology shot down, the feeling of urgency began to overwhelm me. Wait a minute, what a bunch of hypocritical bullshit. I was “roleplaying” hidden damn it. I moved to rebuttal.

This concludes my wonderful adventure on a roleplaying realm. I apologize for the vulgarity that some of this post contains. I don’t believe that the essence of a “roleplaying” experience would have been captured as well given censorship was taken. All in all, I suppose only one thing can be said about roleplaying realms…

They rule!

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Nov 28

Prot enchants

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Head:

Arcanum of the Stalwart Protector

Shoulder:

Greater Inscription of the Pinnacle

Lesser Inscription of the Pinnacle

Cloaks:

[Enchant Cloak - Major Agility]

[Enchant Cloak - Titanweave]

Chest:

[Enchant Chest - Powerful Stats]

[Enchant Chest - Greater Defense]

[Enchant Chest - Super Stats]

Boots:

[Enchant Boots - Greater Fortitude]

Gloves:

[Enchant Gloves - Armsman]

Heavy Borean Armor Kit
+15 Stamina

Bracers:

Major Stamina (160p)
+16 Stamina

Greater Stats (119p)
+6 All Stats

Expertise (61p)
+15 Expertise Rating

Legs:

[Nethercleft Leg Armor]

Shield:

[Enchant Shield - Defense]

[Enchant Shield - Major Stamina]

Nov 28

Prot gemming

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Meta gems
1. Austere Earthsiege Diamond (629p) Rare
The boss tanking meta gem. Scales directly with the quality of your gear. No reason not to have this as your primary meta gem.

2. Eternal Earthsiege Diamond (384p) Rare
This meta gem is kind of a joker. The benefit from using it scales with how much Strength, Block Value, and Block Chance you have. Certainly the meta gem to use if you have a dedicated “TPS” tanking hat. For non-raid tanking where mobs don’t hit so hard, this meta gem will most likely be one offering the most damage reduction.

3. Effulgent Skyflare Diamond (322p) Rare
Interesting gem that besides adding Stamina also reduces spell damage taken. Its use seem pretty situational though.

4. Powerful Earthsiege Diamond (322p) Rare
Unless all bosses are spamming stuns, I don’t think a tank will find much use of this meta gem.

Normal gems
1. Solid Dragon’s Eye (271p) Epic Blue
2. Thick Dragon’s Eye (212p) Epic Yellow
3. Solid Majestic Zircon (198p) Epic Blue
4. Enduring Eye of Zul (178p) Epic Blue / Yellow
5. Regal Dreadstone (177p) Epic Red / Blue
6. Flashing Dragon’s Eye (169p) Epic Red
7. Defender’s Dreadstone (162p) Epic Red / Blue
8. Solid Sky Sapphire (159p) Rare Blue
9. Stalwart Flawless Amertrine (156p) Epic Red / Yellow
10. Shifting Dreadstone (156p) Epic Red / Blue
11. Thick King’s Amber (156p) Epic Yellow
12. Subtle Cardinal Ruby (156p) Epic Red
13. Delicate Dragon’s Eye (153p) Epic Red
14. Enduring Forest Emerald (142p) Rare Blue / Yellow
15. Regal Twilight Opal (142p) Rare Red / Blue
16. Glimmering Flawless Ametrine (141p) Epic Red / Yellow
17. Defender’s Twilight Opal (129p) Rare Red / Blue
18. Guardian’s Dreadstone (126p) Epic Red / Blue
19. Flashing Cardinal Ruby (125p) Epic Red
20. Stalwart Monarch Topaz (125p) Rare Red / Yellow
21. Shifting Twilight Opal (125p) Rare Red / Blue
22. Thick Autumn’s Glow (125p) Rare Yellow
23. Subtle Scarlet Ruby (125p) Rare Red
24. Delicate Cardinal Ruby (113p) Epic Red
25. Glimmering Monarch Topaz (112p) Rare Red / Yellow
26. Resolute Flawless Ametrine (105p) Epic Red / Yellow
27. Sovereign Dreadstone (105p) Epic Red / Blue
28. Guardian’s Twilight Opal (101p) Rare Red / Blue
29. Flashing Scarlet Ruby (100p) Rare Red
30. Forceful Eye of Zul (99p) Epic Blue / Yellow
31. Delicate Scarlet Ruby (91p) Rare Red
32. Resolute Monarch Topaz (84p) Rare Red / Yellow
33. Sovereign Twilight Opal (84p) Rare Red / Blue
34. Champion’s Flawless Ametrine (83p) Epic Red / Yellow
35. Enchanted Tear (77p) Rare Red / Blue / Yellow
36. Precise Dragon’s Eye (72p) Epic Red
37. Champion’s Monarch Topaz (67p) Rare Red / Yellow
38. Glinting Flawless Ametrine (57p) Epic Red / Yellow
39. Precise Cardinal Ruby (54p) Epic Red
40. Chromatic Sphere (51p) Rare Red / Blue / Yellow
41. Precise Scarlet Ruby (43p) Rare Red
42. Accurate Flawless Ametrine (27p) Epic Red / Yellow
43. Accurate Monarch Topaz (22p) Rare Red / Yellow
44. Bold Dragon’s Eye (14p) Epic Red
45. Bold Cardinal Ruby (11p) Epic Red
46. Bold Scarlet Ruby (9p) Rare Red
47. Fierce Flawless Ametrine (6p) Epic Red / Yellow
48. Etched Flawless Ametrine (6p) Epic Red / Yellow