I feel like Truman in The Truman Show. You know, with cameras everywhere and people watching me.
But more specifically, I’d say I feel like my dating life feels like a sitcom.
What’s the plot ? Simple. Kelvs’ pathetic attempt at searching for THE ONE. Pilot season probably shows me as a fat (and cute) 7-year old kid with his first crush… oh waitafuckinminute… let’s go further back to maybe 3 years old in nursery being pinched by this girl named Mercedes and being teased by my parents and yaya about it. It’s not funny ! Her pinches hurt !!!
The twist ? Kelvs always gets into complicated and wacky situations. If you’re part of my close friends group, you’ve probably heard of my stories.
Like that young chick who’s a bit umm… psycho that told me her dad’s asking if I’m courting her… 30 minutes after our first date; followed by her sister texting me the next date on how was it.
Then there’s the infamous ‘veggie girl‘. She’s a vegetarian. Well she eats seafood. But still… I fucking love bacon, steaks, and burgers.
Well you get the idea… I never get someone ‘normal’. Like my friends who are with their gfs for 10 years since HS and are now married. They’re pretty much ‘normal’.
Someone did tell me something though… “You make simple things seem complicated.”
She might actually have a point though.
But anyway… previous season ended with November. I’m curious to see what’s in store for next season. 